WOW A CAT LAYING IN MY BED D:< DIE BY FIRE YOOOOOOOOOU!

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Hello everyone! (And Bibby.I KNOW YOU READ MY BLOG LIKE AN OBSESSIVE FAN-GIRL BIBBEH.)So hows it been rolling huh?Like a car with square tyres?Mm...Smooth...And me?Not so chubbin good for me actually..See,i has  a problem. (A lot of them but i won't go into that) The cats keep on laying in mah bed.HOW IS DAT CHUBBIN FAIR?Its my bed.And their taking it all up.ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGCGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.Why can't they get their own??! (Spot the C in that long ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGH and you win a Derp face from me.Terms and conditions apply:You must comment on blog to receive prize.No losers commenting please,and stay safe from T-Rexs on your way home from 2The Moste Excellente Museum Of Kettles") Cats are so mean -.- Kitteh keeps on scratching me!She hurts my wittle squidgy face!*whines*                     IF YOUR READING THIS KITTEH I JUST WANNA MAKE FRIENDS YOU JERK!Oh yeah,and check out this cool pic i took.
                                                               
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YO MAH LITTLE CHEESYBURGAS LAWL ITS FUNNY TO SPELL THINGS WRONG HAHAHAHAHA

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Hello everybody!ITS CHUBBEH DA AWESOME III HERE.(Thats right,there were three other awesome chubbys before me!) Sozzeh i hasn't posted in ages.I got distracted with ya know,barking,postmen,barking,eating,barking,sniffing bibby,barking,pooping Oh,and barking.So yeah.DA CHUBANATORS BEEN REAL BUSSEH.Why is it cool to spell things wrong?Chub has never understood that.Oh sorry,did i refer to myself in NUMBER-Person way?I hash started doing dat now.See?Just look back at mah post.In evereh sentence.Why does everyone spell stuff like that?Whats the point?Is your spell check broken or something?Are you trying to be penguins?I really don't understand you humans...Bibbeh and the oddly shaped Button don't either.YEAH REFRENCE TO SOMETHING THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED THAT YOU PROBS DON'T UNDERSTAND!  

HELP MEEEEEEEE IM TRAPPPED IN A CONFINED RADIATORLESS SPACEEEEE

                                          HELLO PLEASE GET ME OUTTA HERE

HELP ME.TRAPPED IN KENNELS *hyperventilates* I don't chubbin like it in here....*whines*
Its scary and cold and there is no carpet and i don't get snuggled and there are other dogs and worst of all...MY MASTER IS NOT THERE *Flails and panic screeching and runs into a wall and crashes flailing to ground* Someone please get me outta here...That chihuahua is looking at me like it wants to hurt meh O.O
I gotta go now,i will post tomorrow when in safety.... O.O *Is chubbin scared and bored*

MERRY CHUBMAS EVERYBODY!!

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Hiya and Merry Chubmas everybody!Im looking forward to mah gifts this year O.O Me thinks that there might be a Chubmas pudding under da tree for me :D What are you peeps getting?Helicopter?Cheesecake?Monopoly?A cute penguin named Giggle's?OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH right your getting a PENCIL!!!Fun!!Im very chubb'in jealous.WHERE CAN I GET A PENCIL D:< I know how ima gonna celebrate Chubbmas this year.IM GOING TO CONSTRUCT A TABLE!!!AND THAT'S RIGHT,NOT JUST ANY TABLE,BUT A TABLE I CAN PUT STUFF ON!IM GONNA USE IT AS A  CANDLE!IT LASTS MUCH LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE CANDLE AND SMELLS DELIGHTFULLY OF BURNING WOOD!MMMMMMMM!YUMMEH!Then im gonna eat my dinner REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY CHEESE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY fast!Hey!Spot the odd word out in that sentence!Bet you cant find it!It makes an interesting game with hour's of fun guaranteed!Or your sanity back!Well,i need to go stare creepily at my owners/pets/cleaners/cooks/friends!BYE MY CHUBB'IN BESTIES AND HAVE A VERY moderate CHUBMAS!!!

A nice lovely relaxing calming soul cleaNSING REFRESHING ENJOYABLE FUN PLEASANT AND JUST GENERALLY GOOD APART FROM DAT BIT WHERE I ALMOST DROWNED SWIM IN THE SINK.

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Hiya everyone.Seatbelts unfastened i hope?Good.You would probably suffocate wearing pieces of restraining fabric around your waists like that.Fools -.- Anyway,today my owners/idiots-who-i-look-after/pets,went out leaving me ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
in the house.So,like most people i thought, "What would be better than a nice,cool and refreshing dip in our sink?Nothing apart from living in a castle made of chocolate and being married to a waffle that's what." So i went and filled the sink with nice cool soapy water and clambered in.I paddled about a little bit,then just floated around pretending to be a upset Harry Potter book.THEN,i saw.....A SHARRRRRRRRRK!!!
I screamed and flailed wildly,emitting noisy beeps,and trying to get away from it.Then i realized that it was just a spoon and relaxed.A bit too much actually.I fell asleep,and would have drowned if it wasn't for the FACT THAT I LIED ABOUT FALLING ASLEEP HAHA BET YOU WERE ALL REAL WORRIED AND FELL SCREECHING TO THE GROUND SOBBING NOISILY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BUS/CHRISTMAS TREE/POST OFFICE/CAKE SO HERE,LET ME HELP YOU UP
*Offers little paw to help up then yanks it away when you reach for it causeing you to fall dramatically back into your pot of stew and cook yourself* PSYCH

NEIGH IMA PONY

A hippo ate BIBBY THE CAT and i visit my friend Steve on a business trip to show a family a lovely flat in mosborough.

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Hiya everybody.Nothing really happened today,apart from my owners did some baking and i licked a bunch of stuff off the floor.Oh,and i giant hippo smashed through the windows and ate BIBBY THE CAT alive.
But you don't wanna hear about that,it was really chubb'in boring particularly the bit where the FBI had to take it down with 6 helicopters and a bomb,along with 57 of their best trained soldiers all armed with grenades and machine guns.Yep,instead of hearing about that,you want to see a picture of  a caterpillar.This particular caterpillar is my friend named Steve,who lives in the garden and is a model.He was once in "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" movie.I often visit him when i go to do my business  (Estate Agent) in the garden.