A nice lovely relaxing calming soul cleaNSING REFRESHING ENJOYABLE FUN PLEASANT AND JUST GENERALLY GOOD APART FROM DAT BIT WHERE I ALMOST DROWNED SWIM IN THE SINK.

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Hiya everyone.Seatbelts unfastened i hope?Good.You would probably suffocate wearing pieces of restraining fabric around your waists like that.Fools -.- Anyway,today my owners/idiots-who-i-look-after/pets,went out leaving me ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
in the house.So,like most people i thought, "What would be better than a nice,cool and refreshing dip in our sink?Nothing apart from living in a castle made of chocolate and being married to a waffle that's what." So i went and filled the sink with nice cool soapy water and clambered in.I paddled about a little bit,then just floated around pretending to be a upset Harry Potter book.THEN,i saw.....A SHARRRRRRRRRK!!!
I screamed and flailed wildly,emitting noisy beeps,and trying to get away from it.Then i realized that it was just a spoon and relaxed.A bit too much actually.I fell asleep,and would have drowned if it wasn't for the FACT THAT I LIED ABOUT FALLING ASLEEP HAHA BET YOU WERE ALL REAL WORRIED AND FELL SCREECHING TO THE GROUND SOBBING NOISILY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BUS/CHRISTMAS TREE/POST OFFICE/CAKE SO HERE,LET ME HELP YOU UP
*Offers little paw to help up then yanks it away when you reach for it causeing you to fall dramatically back into your pot of stew and cook yourself* PSYCH